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Post by blackaddertheiii on Oct 15, 2005 23:34:57 GMT -1
ok this is for the strange questions in life that really dont have an answer. It just shows how fucked up the world is. Anyone who saw the great T.V. show FAQ U will no what i mean. Try not to just make it about students at uni but about the great outdoors instead. Here's some to show you what I mean.  Why do travelers always moan when they get moved on? Why do kamikazi pilots where crash helmits? If Dracula had no reflection how come he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why the hell do they sterilise the needle of lethal injections? Why is America the only country in the baseball world series? And how many times will that woman have to sail around the world before she realises she's a lesbian? FAQ ON!!! |
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Post by Zero on Oct 17, 2005 10:38:01 GMT -1
America isn't the only country in the baseball world series. Canada is in it too.
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Post by blackaddertheiii on Oct 17, 2005 18:58:24 GMT -1
ok didn't actually know that. but that one was told to me by a mate as he looked over my shoulder at the Q's. I'll replace it.
Why does no-one dare to make cuppa-soup in a bowl?
Why to shutdown a computer do you have to click start?
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Post by Beaches on Oct 18, 2005 13:38:14 GMT -1
i have once the one with crutons it was nice
also you can press alt f4
ctrl alt del
or the button
more importantly why do american flight safety leaflets say
"if you cannot read this please ask the steward to read it to you"
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Post by Zero on Oct 18, 2005 13:47:31 GMT -1
Mainly because americans are dumbasses.
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Post by pixiewings on Oct 18, 2005 16:13:01 GMT -1
kinda sums up americans really
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Post by blackaddertheiii on Oct 18, 2005 17:03:21 GMT -1
A lot of people really. I have little respect for people like that(especially americans) ever since i saw a rollerball deoderant in kwick save that said "WARNING-do not use on fish" now thats just messed up!!!!!!!
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Post by Mike on Oct 19, 2005 14:38:21 GMT -1
They sterilise the needle cos in the event of a lastminute repreive then they dont want the person to get an infection.
If swimming is so good for u then howcome whales r covered in fat?
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Post by Cat on Oct 19, 2005 14:42:07 GMT -1
the layer of fat is there to keep them warm, its nothing to do with how healthy they are, its a natural defence against the cold
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Post by Mike on Oct 19, 2005 14:43:15 GMT -1
Yeah, i knew that, but that explanation isnt fun
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Post by Purewhitewave on Oct 20, 2005 9:02:05 GMT -1
Why do M&S have the words "Do Not Turn Upside Down" on the bottom of their premade trifle?
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Post by Beaches on Oct 20, 2005 10:11:13 GMT -1
Why do kamikazi pilots where crash helmits? the photos are often those of regular pilots and incorrectly labled as kamikazi. also they are not crash helmets they are in fact flying hats used to keep pilots heads warm due to the altitudes and speeds they fly at. look at the pictures the hat would do nothing in a crash also incase you turn it upside down so then you feel stupid as well as having ruined your trifle still its is a trifle bizzare. |
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Post by Cat on Oct 20, 2005 10:46:27 GMT -1
you're gonna recieve a slap for that young'un
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Post by Zero on Oct 20, 2005 10:56:49 GMT -1
Ok then my turn.
Do people who spend £1.50 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Aren't you glad that I normally answer the questions instead of asking them?
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Post by blackaddertheiii on Oct 20, 2005 13:26:23 GMT -1
And that google search was given to you by Zero.
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