Post by Zero on Aug 11, 2005 22:43:37 GMT -1
I know that most of us have very strange phobias, from my fear of being on the top of a double decker bus to kimbo fear of buttons (we really have to take him to see Cinderella come xmas) but i forund some really funny ones.
Apeirophobia: Fear of infinity. ("ARGH a sideways 8!! keep it away fom me)
Barophobia: Fear of gravity. ("Too much alcohol. No not gravity again!!)
Chorophobia: Fear of dancing. (I thought all males had this)
Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church.
Hierophobia: Fear of priests or Fear of sacred objects
Homilophobia: Fear of sermons
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Staurophobia: Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Theophobia: Fear of gods or religion.
Uranophobia: Fear of heaven.
(I guess the church has a lot to answer for then)
Gallophobia: Fear of France or the French.
Gamophobia: Fear of marriage. (Another one fo all blokes)
Metrophobia: Fear of poetry. (ARGH!! A bad poem!!! NOOOO!)
Novercaphobia: Fear of your mother-in-law. (Yes again another one for all blokes)
Politicophobia: Fear of politicians. (Not such a strange one. The way things are going they are going to kill us all)
Potophobia: Fear of alcohol or alcoholic beverages. (Is this possible?)
Spheksophobia : Fear of wasps (wow i actally have this)
Rectophobia: Fear of rectum. Fear of Assholes
(My advice: don't go down broad street)
and finally:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Kimbo sorry I couldn't find out what yours was called.
[EDIT: My appologies go out to anyone offended by my admitance of a phobia of double decker busses. There is such a thing and all my sympthy goes to recent sufferers of this phobia. It seems that people have actually developed this since the bombing on the London busses. Not surprising really.}
Apeirophobia: Fear of infinity. ("ARGH a sideways 8!! keep it away fom me)
Barophobia: Fear of gravity. ("Too much alcohol. No not gravity again!!)
Chorophobia: Fear of dancing. (I thought all males had this)
Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church.
Hierophobia: Fear of priests or Fear of sacred objects
Homilophobia: Fear of sermons
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Staurophobia: Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Theophobia: Fear of gods or religion.
Uranophobia: Fear of heaven.
(I guess the church has a lot to answer for then)
Gallophobia: Fear of France or the French.
Gamophobia: Fear of marriage. (Another one fo all blokes)
Metrophobia: Fear of poetry. (ARGH!! A bad poem!!! NOOOO!)
Novercaphobia: Fear of your mother-in-law. (Yes again another one for all blokes)
Politicophobia: Fear of politicians. (Not such a strange one. The way things are going they are going to kill us all)
Potophobia: Fear of alcohol or alcoholic beverages. (Is this possible?)
Spheksophobia : Fear of wasps (wow i actally have this)
Rectophobia: Fear of rectum. Fear of Assholes
(My advice: don't go down broad street)
and finally:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Kimbo sorry I couldn't find out what yours was called.
[EDIT: My appologies go out to anyone offended by my admitance of a phobia of double decker busses. There is such a thing and all my sympthy goes to recent sufferers of this phobia. It seems that people have actually developed this since the bombing on the London busses. Not surprising really.}